I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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