i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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