Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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