You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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