he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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