You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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