quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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