Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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