just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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