Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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