Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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