I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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