Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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