so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Sober January is a disaster.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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