Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
4 words: hood of his car
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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