I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Randomize
