U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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