Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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