38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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