More tranny stories later!
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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