Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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