The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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