im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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