real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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