We're facebook friends in real life
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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