I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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