Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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