i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Randomize
