Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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