Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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