I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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