try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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