ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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