I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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