is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
They should really pass out barf bags in church
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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