i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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