it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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