there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I am one with the molecules
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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