Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Too much gin, very little bucket
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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