just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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