the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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