her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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