Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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