On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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