I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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