just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Alive.
So much puke
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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