Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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