I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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