yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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