I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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