you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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