need another drink. this is the easiest way
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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