belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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